I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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