But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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