I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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