Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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