I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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