I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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