I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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