I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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