dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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