She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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