I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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