are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Randomize
