you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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