i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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