he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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