operation have a gay friend backfired
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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