Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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