So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
