Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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