it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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