she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
