she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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