girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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