i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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