I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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