she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
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