Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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