guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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