Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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