my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Then you guys just all showered together...?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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