belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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