plz talk dirty to me
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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