I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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