and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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