You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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