I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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