Last Night in Michigan (517)

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  btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.

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  i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?

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  it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles

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  dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.

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  Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.

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  I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.

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  well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.

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  my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.

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  Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.

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  Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)

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  I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.

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  areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!

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  you srsly need to quit going to that bar

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  Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.

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  I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night

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