Last Night in Wyoming (307)

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  puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.

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  just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.

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  Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care

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  Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.

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  Except even better, boobs get discounts.

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  if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.

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  I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...

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  Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.

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  I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe

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  These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.

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  I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.

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  I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...

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  they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel

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  I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.

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  Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.

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  Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.

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  I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.

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