Texts From Last Night · whitaker413's Favorites

Sorry shunter1122 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

whitaker413's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

(308): View more from Nebraska

yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time

Fav 32 5504 2733
share tweet
(319): View more from Iowa

Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"

Fav 64 5668 1447
share tweet

(423): View more from Tennessee

Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...

(1-423): View more from Tennessee

I'm eager to hear this explaination.

Fav 15 5102 1689
share tweet
(817): View more from Texas

God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist

Fav 12 1763 5720
share tweet
(614): View more from Ohio

You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.

Fav 36 1279 3386
share tweet
(906): View more from Michigan

I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.

Fav 25 7130 1697
share tweet

(410): View more from Maryland

When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.

Fav 39 2228 5813
share tweet

(501): View more from Arkansas

Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick

Fav 27 4854 1347
share tweet

TextsFromLastNight.com

whitaker413's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

(308): View more from Nebraska

(319): View more from Iowa

(423): View more from Tennessee

(1-423): View more from Tennessee

(817): View more from Texas

(614): View more from Ohio

(906): View more from Michigan

(410): View more from Maryland

(773): View more from Illinois

(512): View more from Texas

(857): View more from Massachusetts

(617): View more from Massachusetts

(501): View more from Arkansas

(918): View more from Oklahoma

(1-918): View more from Oklahoma

(918): View more from Oklahoma

(214): View more from Texas

(210): View more from Texas

(970): View more from Colorado

(303): View more from Colorado

(918): View more from Oklahoma

(1-918): View more from Oklahoma

(918): View more from Oklahoma

(210): View more from Texas

(916): View more from California

(319): View more from Iowa

(201): View more from New Jersey

(765): View more from Indiana

(201): View more from New Jersey

(765): View more from Indiana

(201): View more from New Jersey

(616): View more from Michigan

(248): View more from Michigan

(317): View more from Indiana

(704): View more from North Carolina

(541): View more from Oregon

(517): View more from Michigan

whitaker413's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

Quick! While no one's looking

Click this little button for TFLN texts and updates

We also send dope emails

Forget to check the site? We’ll send our best texts, memes and weekly shenanigans straight to your inbox.

already like us? well thanks! click here.