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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic

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(806): View more from Texas

And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...

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(530): View more from California

We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila

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(1-415): View more from California

What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?

(415): View more from California

Irish Spring?

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(248): View more from Michigan

i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.

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(305): View more from Florida

I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls

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