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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"

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(919): View more from North Carolina

so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you

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(905): View more from Ontario

Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.

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(705): View more from Ontario

All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.

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