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(425): View more from Washington

Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal

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Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.

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(914): View more from New York

Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."

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(337): View more from Louisiana

She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.

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