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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?

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(407): View more from Florida

If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store

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(416): View more from Toronto

i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.

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(302): View more from Delaware

apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?

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(712): View more from Iowa

when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face

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