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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.

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(425): View more from Washington

I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!

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(954): View more from Florida

How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?

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I thought I was just out of shape.

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(435): View more from Utah

If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.

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(561): View more from Florida

Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"

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(802): View more from Vermont

Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do

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(281): View more from Texas

Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.

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