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(562): View more from California

Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!

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(630): View more from Illinois

Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?

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(314): View more from Missouri

Stop watching porn on my work computer.

(1-314): View more from Missouri

STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.

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(209): View more from California

Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.

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