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His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises

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(269): View more from Michigan

I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet

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(904): View more from Florida

I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin

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i apologize, I may have called you an iguana

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Mistakes were made

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(260): View more from Indiana

dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?

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what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing

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(850): View more from Florida

Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

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I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

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(423): View more from Tennessee

And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.

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