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(409): View more from Texas

First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.

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(765): View more from Indiana

let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.

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(937): View more from Ohio

There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.

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(217): View more from Illinois

i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.

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