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(703): View more from Virginia

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...

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(850): View more from Florida

some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.

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(641): View more from Iowa

Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.

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(805): View more from California

i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.

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(847): View more from Illinois

dude, osama threatened the US again

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dude. i slept with your sister last night

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what?

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I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news

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(817): View more from Texas

My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.

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