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(785): View more from Kansas

Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.

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(248): View more from Michigan

i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.

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(806): View more from Texas

i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...

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(970): View more from Colorado

There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.

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(913): View more from Kansas

i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell

(816): View more from Missouri

please tell me you are kidding me

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