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(416): View more from Toronto

Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?

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(317): View more from Indiana

you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day

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(203): View more from Connecticut

we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup

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